Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just blew my weed a kiss
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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