i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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