NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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