Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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