yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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