Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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