he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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