Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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