That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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