Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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