What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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