sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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