Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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