So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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