her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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