I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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