You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
