I'm lost and stupid without you.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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