Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
sarcasm needs its own font
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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