I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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