can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
the raccoons are back...
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