I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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