that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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