You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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