It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
