Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We have so much sex to catch up on
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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