How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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