Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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