I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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