Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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