quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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