You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
smell my finger.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
as a side note pls kill me
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
