I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Randomize
