Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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