return my video game
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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