After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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