Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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