Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize
