You really coming over, don't trick.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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