I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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