Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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