Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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