Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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