when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Randomize
