We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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