This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We have started to decorate penises.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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