Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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