I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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