Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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