There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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