I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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