Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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