I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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